Latest from the Gaffer

Back in the bootroom, the Gaffer has been demanding 110%. Natch. Most recently, we've explained what a "zonal marking" is; downloaded the latest filth from the Inside Man's floppy disk of x-rated gossip; stopped by Gary Mabbutt's gaff for a lie-down on his couch; and worked out how to make a killing on the superinjunctions market. Go get some.